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Joke of the day
March 10, 2010
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An Anti Terrorist Task Force was evaluating three candidates to determine which of the three would be selected to join the elite squad.

The first candidate (a man) was given a gun and told:

“Behind this door is a guy sitting on a chair, Go in there and shoot him to prove that when the time comes there will be no hesitation to shoot”. The candidate said" I'm sorry I can't do it" and returned the gun to the Evaluator.

The second candidate (another man) was given the gun with the same instructions. He went into the room and came out two minutes later and said " I couldn’t kill an unarmed person in cold blood" and returned the gun.

The third candidate (a woman) was then given the gun with the same instructions and she entered the room.

Seconds later three shots were heard followed by a lot of noise and commotion.

Minutes later the woman came out of the room and announced...

Sorry it took so long... the man sitting on the chair was my ex-husband and the bullets in the gun were blanks. so I had to beat him to death with the chair.
 
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