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A guy calls his friend, "Hey, are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?" The friend tells him, "We're all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override." The guy says, "What's a GPS override?" And his friend replies, "My wife." ...

2 WOMEN WERE SITTING BY A MOONLIT CAMPSITE, WHEN ONE OF THEM ASKED, "WHAT DO YOU THINK IS CLOSER? THE MOON OR LOS ANGELES??". THE OTHER WOMAN RESPONDED, "HELLO?? OF COURSE IT'S THE MOON!! CAN YOU SEE LOS ANGELES??" ...

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.

She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ...

"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as G ...

A young tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark cobwebby rooms and passages. "Don't worry" says the ...

A biker was riding along the Pacific coast when he heard a voice from above say," Tom, you've been such s good man, that I've decided to grant you a wish." Without hesitation Tom answered, " I'd love a bridge to Hawaii so I could ride there ".God ans ...

An Italian boy goes to confession.

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.. I have been with a girl who has loose morals'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'

'A ...

A girl was visiting her girlfriend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The girlfriend responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said " Whoever heard of someone nam ...

A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"

The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient." ...

Mike / Thornhill

Two old guys were talking. One says to the other, "My 85th birthday was yesterday. My wife gave me an SUV." The other old guys says, "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!" The first guy responds, " ...

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