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Visiting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him sitting up in bed, anxiously leafing through the Bible. "What are you doing?" the friend asked. Without looking up the lawyer replied: "Looking for loopholes." ...

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her BEDROOM;

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

...

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day he brought a small sign that read: "I'm the boss!" He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had t ...

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died.

With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for prop ...

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on he ...

A woman calls her next door neighbor to see if he could help her reinstall a computer program. He gladly obliged and when he was finished the woman said, "Hey, listen, I'm going to make a, uh, well, unusual request. But you have to first promise me y ...

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up the bathtub then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person ...

My boss phoned me today, he said, "Is everything okay at the office?"

I said, "Yes, it's all under control.

It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."

"Can you do me a favor?" he asked.

...

A successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go ...

At a wedding reception recently someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was nearly crushed to death. ...

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